Often women say in their little glossy magazines that they can’t stand it when a guy uses pick up lines on them to try and pick them up.
We say “Oh, shut up woman!” when we hear this, because we’ve done quite honestly hundreds (if not thousands) of approaches over the years using lines as an opener and the response has never been anything less than positive.
Today we want to show you 5 funny pick up lines to use on girls that do in fact help you attract them.
But before we do that, it’s important to lay down a few ground rules and reasons why they work.
Why pick up lines work on women
Chat up lines work because they are known as opening gambits that are meant to make the woman laugh or smile, they aren’t taken seriously by you or her.
When you open with a line, a woman knows that you’re hitting on her so you have established the purpose for approaching. If you deliver the line well and in the right way, you can kick start a flirting session that she will love.
Having said that, lines don’t work at all when you rely on them, like some form of magic. It’s not a healthy way to use them.
Below are some ground rules that will keep you on the right side of pick up lines and give you the best chance of attracting a stunner.
Ground rules for using pick up lines
a) Always say a line with a cheeky smile either from the beginning or at the end, so that she knows you’re joking and can laugh.
b) Never be too serious, otherwise it will never work. Remember, lines are meant to break the ice, that’s it.
c) Use good eye contact, speak slowly and pronounce each word clearly so that the line is delivered correctly.
5 funny pick up lines to use on girls
1. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
2. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
3. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
4. Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…
5. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
Pretty cool huh? So there you have it our top 5 funny pick up lines to use on girls. Make sure you use them wisely and they will work. Also have you ever heard someone say, “it doesn’t matter, what you say… it’s how you say it”? Well that’s totally true, so even the worst line will create interest if you say it properly.